For the past week I've been feeding next doors cat twice a day while they were on holiday on the Isle of Arran in Scotland. They came back today and I heard the door bell go and Gilda went and answered it. It was Lauren from next door clutching a tube shaped container identical to that that Highland Malts are sold in! Yes I thought - a nice bottle of Scottish Malt Whiskey. To my horror Gilda took the end cap off and slid out a bunch of smelly sticks and some smelly oil stuff that some people use to disguise smells in their houses! Now I'm not kidding but that shit can put me in hospital if it triggers my asthma! Just my fucking luck eh!
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